Skinflint

Caught this yesterday, though it’s nigh impossible to read, and it’s not Konglish. The English is perfect, but… what it says is amazing

MY GRANNY WENT

TO LONDON AND

ALL SHE GOT ME WAS

THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT

THE FUCKING SKINFLINT

I CAN’T STAND HER

I’VE NEVER LIKED HER

SINCE SHE POURED

BOILING WATER ON ME

WHEN I WAS A BABY