Posted on August 25, 2008 by metamorphallic
While waiting on my bike at a crosswalk, I was approached by a man, who, after exchanging pleasantries, asked me if I knew the way to the nearest McDonald’s. Being neither familiar with the area, nor an expert on the placement of Micky D’s in the city, I noticed that there was a giant Burger [...]
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Posted on August 22, 2008 by metamorphallic
I’ve been working from home, trying to write a lot of music, learning kanji and building up my Korean vocabulary, the latter two relating to this flashcard freeware called anki, which you can check out here.
Three funny things I saw this week that I lack photographic evidence of.
An ajumma wearing a t-shirt stating NIGGAS LOVE [...]
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Posted on August 5, 2008 by metamorphallic
Caught this yesterday, though it’s nigh impossible to read, and it’s not Konglish. The English is perfect, but… what it says is amazing
MY GRANNY WENT
TO LONDON AND
ALL SHE GOT ME WAS
THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT
THE FUCKING SKINFLINT
I CAN’T STAND HER
I’VE NEVER LIKED HER
SINCE SHE POURED
BOILING WATER ON ME
WHEN I WAS A BABY
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