Man boobs are an ever growing problem (hehe) here in Korea, enough to warrant a disturbing subway ad
여유증 = female breast symptom
Men no longer have to suffer with enlarged milk secreting breasts.
I’m suddenly remdinded of that scene in Meet the Parents where Focker blurts out that he could milk anything with nipples and Jack replies “I have nipples. Can you milk me?”
Perhaps he can Jack… perhaps he can…
The ad contains a link to http://cafe.naver.com/foxps
The red text on the site says that they’ll be performing the procedure from July to September every Friday from 7 to 9PM and the blue text says that it’s only for men. Guess there’s not a high enough demand to sustain a whole business. I imagine that the rest of the article contains information similar to this wikipedia article on gynecomastia, but currently can’t be bothered to attempt a full and likely poor translation.
Here are some better pre- and post-surgery shots
My first second thought (after wtf!?!?!) was that those man boobs are not even that big and could likely easily be reduced in size if the guys worked out for a few weeks. An image search on any engine will quickly show cases much worse than those pictured above.
Also, why stop at the boobs? Excluding the thirth guy, they could use a little bit of lipo as well.
While discussing the topic with my grrrlfriend, she naturally shifted it all to start poking fun by telling me I had man boobs, that it could be serious! (a sign of chronic liver disease, etc.) and I should think about getting the procedure, thus trying to ruin my fun.
Anyway, the whole thing further illustrates to me both the wide acceptance of plastic surgery here and the fact that, however irrelevant, I’d much rather see Hyori, or another nubile, shirtless in this ad a la
Filed under: Korean Language, Seoul Days | Tagged: boobs, breast reduction, breasts, breastusses, Gynecomastia, Hyori, mammaries, man boobs, milking, nipples, plastic surgery, titties
Here’s what you need to do to Lose Man Boobs…
1. Start adding Turmeric into your Diet. Turmeric is a spice (in the ginger family). It’s been used for hundreds of years and is totally safe. The benefit of adding Turmeric to your diet is that it concentrates fat burning to the chest area. This little wonder spice will make your workouts a LOT more effective.
2. Do cardio every other day for only 25 minutes at a time at an intense pace. You want short, high intensity cardio workouts because these workouts will put your body into anaerobic fat burning mode (as opposed to aerobic mode). If you run too much you’ll burn muscle along with the fat and your man boobs will sag much more.
3. Do a lot of inclined bench press, shoulder press and chest fly exercises. Use dumbells for these. Dumbells will force your chest to use its stabalizer muscles which will be more effective for burning chest fat. The idea of the incline bench press is to raise your muscle and pull up the loose hanging skin from your nipple area. It works!
4. Eat 6 small meals a day to boost your metabolism and put fat burning into overdrive. By eating smaller meals more frequently in conjunction with your new workout routine, your body will become a fat burning machine. Also as you continue the weight lifting regimen, your newly grown muscles will steal energy from fat stores in your body and get you ripped!
5. Have a plan. Don’t just go into everyday all willy nilly with no real goal. Setup a workout schedule if you’re serious. Never quit. Remember, it’s more than just your appearance at stake – think about your health. Stay motivated and don’t stop believing!!!
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http://www.Man-Boobs-Begone.com
Well there you have it folks! haha Man Boobs Be gone!
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I’d rather see Hyori shirtless as well, however man boobs do cause a lot of damage to mens self confidence, fortunately there are other methods for getting rid of gynecomastia besides surgery. Surgery is the fastest and perhaps the easiest treatment for man boobs but you can also try exercise as well as pill based treatments.