Posted on July 31, 2008 by metamorphallic
Man boobs are an ever growing problem (hehe) here in Korea, enough to warrant a disturbing subway ad
여유증 = female breast symptom
Men no longer have to suffer with enlarged milk secreting breasts.
I’m suddenly remdinded of that scene in Meet the Parents where Focker blurts out that he could milk anything with nipples and Jack replies [...]
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Posted on July 28, 2008 by metamorphallic
or hairy chest, depending on your interpretation
Filed under: Konglish/콩글리시, Seoul Days | Tagged: first second thirth, Magnum original jeans | 1 Comment »
Posted on July 22, 2008 by metamorphallic
At a distance in the shadow, this may look like an ordinary box of tissues,
but I can assure you it’s not.
Let’s take a closer look.
These tissues are still alive!
This may pose no moral qualms for people in a country where live octopus is a delicacy, but, on this day, put to task with a [...]
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Posted on July 21, 2008 by metamorphallic
Saw a few other great ones that I was unable to get a snapshot of, as is often the case.
One of these read “Superstar GOOFY Campeon Olympico”.
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Posted on July 18, 2008 by metamorphallic
It’s already been a couple of weeks since my trip to Jeju. Took me awhile to upload photos because I had misplaced the USB cable to Clair’s camera, which I found while packing the other day.
The trip to Jeju was with my office at the university and touted as a workshop/seminar, but there were no [...]
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Posted on July 17, 2008 by metamorphallic
Someone in my apartment complex thought it a great idea to steal three fire extinguishers in the middle of the night and spray them all over seven flights of stairs.
Ajosshi security put up an announcement with pictures and are offering a reward for any information leading to the capture of the delinquents.
As you can see [...]
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Posted on July 16, 2008 by metamorphallic
Old, blurry shot but too good to not post.
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Posted on July 15, 2008 by metamorphallic
Not an altogether unique mistake. There’s even an article in Korean about low riders that talks about ‘Chicaco gang culture’
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Posted on July 14, 2008 by metamorphallic
Big Buddha, which I visited last year at Po Lin Monastery on the island of Lantau
I posted these questions on a Buddhist forum. You can follow the discussion here as faithful Buddhists take me to school. I can already see some holes in my writing, which I’m sure I’ll have to plug as I go [...]
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Posted on July 11, 2008 by metamorphallic
It seems another fine American university has decided to open up a dentist office in Seoul ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
남가주 = old Korean name for Southern California
This is located near Hanti Station
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